Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,
we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song

Happy Birthday, now your one year older
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
for all eternity inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money
Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear
(muttering)
Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
Starts with a G G Blah! Blah! Blah!

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