Girl, I like everything about you
From your smile to your charm to your thoughts
Everything about you
But there's something that you just can't control
That makes me want to beat in your skull
You're still a bitch

You wanna go for a walk
Then you whine and complain that you're tired
Then you'll go into work late
And you'll bitch and wonder why you got fired

Now don't start to cry ‘cause I'm not yelling at you
Because I know there's nothing really you can do
You're just a bitch

You meet a guy, catch his eye, tell him hi, bring him by, touch his fly, so he'll try
and then you cry, and say, “What are you doing?”

It's in your head, just inbred when you're in bed your bitchy mind starts abrewing
You think, “I might be really enjoying this but I can't live unless all men are pissed ‘cause I'm a bitch”

We went out one evening and you looked into my eyes
The same look that you've given me, oh, so many times
You start to touch and rub against me
And clothes are gone by the count of three
So passionate, so full of lust and then I hear it,
“What about me?”

You say, “I'm fat”
No, you're not
“Yes, I am”
No, you're not
“Tell the truth”
Yes, you are
What the fuck, you're a bitch
Why do you ask if you don't want to know what I think?
What goes on in your head?
You change your mind when you blink
No matter who you are, no matter what you do
You can't escape it ‘cause it's just a part of you
You're all a bitch

So all you guys you can give up that search for that one special lady
No matter who they are, they're guaranteed to be psycho and crazy
So get what you can when they're in a good mood
But make sure you get out when you hear,
“You're rude”

‘Cause she's a bitch
Yeah, she's a bitch
A stupid bitch
Yeah, she's a bitch

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