Album: Big Willie Style
(Keith)My name is Keith B-Real and I'm Will Smiths cousin
(Will)Keith, whatchu doin?
(Keith)Uh, nutin Will nutin
(Woman)WOW! YOUR'RE HIS COUSIN?!?
(Keith)Uh, Will let me expla-
(Will)KEITH!!!!!! YOU ARE A LIAR AND A HALF!
(Keith)I just couldn't help myself Will...Your're the most famous guy I know
(Will)We met yesterday in a strip club...I barely even know you
(Keith)Well I know your sister, uh Hillary
(Will)SHE WAS ON THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, KEITH! IT'S A SHOW!
(Keith)Uh, I gotta go. See ya later Will{the sound of his feet running}
(Will)BOY, COME BACK HERE!{the sound of Will's feet running, now}