If I had the choice between
An unanesthetized version of my spleen
Or watching commercials all the day
I'd choose the first one (much less pain)

The opposite of commercials are the funniest things on TV
The opposite of commercials are the only things for me

The worst day I will ever know
Is when they try to replace every show
With all those 'hilarious' commercials
And psychic friends infomercials

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