I watch MTV
I read Rolling Stone
The Spin articles I read
Tell me what to condone
I'm considered cool
I keep up with the fads
I know bands that rule
I know what is rad
I'm so hip, I can play guitar!
I'm so hip, I'll be a rock star!
I'm so hip, I know what I'm gonna do!
I'm so hip, you can do it too!
Let's play corporate rock! (x4)