Oh, man, guess who's back?

Through my travels as an asshole,
I've had to grab hold of anyone
Who pulled me in out of the damp cold.
Feel like I got hit with two bad blows
By Rocky Balboa, and that guy is sixty years old!
So you can take your shots at me,
I got no respect for you dickheads
And plus I drink free,
Fuckin' retards listen to the Black Eyed Peas,
End up with two black eyes from kids like me.
Seriously frustrated whenever I'm agitated
I made it this far without you so now I'm just marinated
I waited this long to tell you kids exactly how it is,
Under medicated and ready to scream it in your ears!

Fuck black people! Fuck white people!
The truth comes out, I don't really like people,
I hate 'em!
What you think Jesus is gonna save 'em?
Maybe God'd come down but even she won't take 'em!
Fuck Chinese people
and Puerto Rican people
Stab me in the back, God damn people are evil
Money's the only thing that these motherfuckers love
So how come I have to pretend that I like anyone?

You see it goes both ways,
You don't like me and I don't like you neither
Go and sniff your cocaine
I've had it up to my neck with you fuckin' people I swear
It's killin' me to even have to be around here
Get the fuck out of my face when I come through
I thought I told you on my first record, man, fuck you
Well, much easier said than done
'Cause any women I run, you motherfuckers just come
I don't know where come from but you dumb-dumbs
Better do a to vrum vrum 'fore I'm sick to my tum-tum
I'm done telling you, you've got to realize on your own
Everybody knows some assholes
Go about your home town, write it down, look around,
Yep, study that shit, you'll find out
Whether you're dirt bag or high brow
Regardless, you ain't got the spit
To put out the fire that I start, bitch!

Fuck black people! Fuck white people!
The truth comes out, I don't really like people,
I hate 'em!
What you think Jesus is gonna save 'em?
Maybe God'd come down but even she won't take 'em!
Fuck Chinese people
and Puerto Rican people
Stab me in the back, God damn people are evil
Money's the only thing that these motherfuckers love
So how come I have to pretend that I like anyone?

Stuck in a rut,
People that don't think they're assholes,
Usually they're butt-fucks
It's fucked up how much stuck up cunts that I had to see
I was a real nice kid back before I was obscene
So as it seems I'm similar to your similarities
I guess we're one in the same like fat bitches and calories
Oh, I'm one of you guys, oh I can't forget that, uh…
Aw, fuck it, I'm just glad to be back
Weerd Science, right back where he belongs
With his asshole friends in his hometown that he loves
The only thing that I hope don't go wrong is,
I look in the mirror and all a sudden I'm a sick kid!

Fuck black people! Fuck white people!
The truth comes out, I don't really like people,
I hate 'em!
What you think Jesus is gonna save 'em?
Maybe God'd come down but even she won't take 'em!
Fuck Chinese people
and Puerto Rican people
Stab me in the back, God damn people are evil
Money's the only thing that these motherfuckers love
So how come I have to pretend that I like anyone?

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