I exercise in a most unusual way
I watch some TV almost every day
Out of my bed and on to the floor
I watch it some and then I watch it some more
I exercise in a most unusual way
I exercise in a most unusual way
Reading books and sometimes modeling clay
Hop in my car and head out of town
I'm drivin' straight but I'm just drivin' around
I exercise in a most unusual way
(Chanting)
I exercise in a most unusual way
I read my calendar and you can hear me say
My memory's keen, it's all in my head
Should write things down but I forget them instead
I exercise in a most unusual way
I exercise in a most unusual way
I exercise in a most unusual way