I'm pleased to meet you, I'm a scumbag
And everyone knows what I do
Wearing my white collared smart shirt

Styling my hair superglue

Gonna play the fruit machines tonight
Then I'll get drunk and insist upon picking a fight
Picking a fight

Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag

I'm pleased to meet you, I'm a scumbag
My fists are like loaded guns
Wearing my Burberry's peak cap
I'm so hard I swear at my Mum

Gonna play the fruit machines tonight
Then I'll get drunk and insist upon picking a fight
Picking a fight

Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag
Townie scumbag

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