Elevator elevator elevator won't you ever ever come?
I'm up on four with the home décor and she's back down on one
Women's shoes and lipstick tubes and curtains by the rung
I spend my days in an endless haze and it makes me come undone
Hearts going steady, hearts going steady, hearts going steady in time.
I'm just a jerk and I'm sick of work, please forgive me all my lies
I'm just a bore and I'm nothing more than all these other guys
A little drink by the kitchen sink and my nothing face improves
A little more by the open door and I think your dog approves
Hearts going steady, hearts going steady, hearts going steady in time.
Can I call you at the shopping mall, can I call a taxicab?
Can I ride down to the waterfall while my breath fogs up the glass?
Can I put my head upon your lap; can I make a brand-new start?
Can I tell you lots of pointless things? 'Cause I guess you own my heart.
Hearts going steady, hearts going steady, hearts going steady in time.