We’ve done the work. We know the system
We have the firepower, and we have each other
You ready?
(Andy Samberg as Shy Ronnie moans in hesitant agreement)
Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay We at it again, everybody now
Hands in the air, it’s a stick up, stick up No funny business or you get lit up, lit up You test I (I), you gon' die (die)
And at your funeral, your mama gon' cry
So customers, kiss the floor, floor
And clerks, open cash drawers slow, slow
If you don’t wanna end up dead
You’ll do everything Shy Ronnie says
Tell 'em, Ronnie
Hey, it’s Shy Ronnie, now you down on the floor
No one in the bank can hear you
Shy Ronnie, use your outside voice
We don’t have time for this
Haha!
Let’s go So, stay on the ground it’s a stick up, stick up Your wallets and jewels we’ll pick up, pick up Unload the cash (cash), move your ass (ass)
We getting' money, tell 'em, Shy Ronnie
Now I’m on the scene, Shy Ronnie with the heat
Please, please use your words
Just imagine that everyone’s naked
Uh, oh, boner alert!
He really pictured them naked
Haha!
Why did I think you could do this?
Ronnie, hostage on the move!
(Gunshot) He shot himself
And why is your gun so small?
The police are on their way
Come out with your hands up Good luck, Shy Ronnie
Bye-bye!
Haha!
Ronnie, motherfucker, and I’m back from the dead
Brain bored with the murder, so I shot my own leg
Don’t get the name twisted, 'cause I’m crazy as shit
I hung a giant-ass noose off my giant-ass dick
Ay! I forgot this money
And also this guy
Come on, we gonna have sex
Too-da-loo!
And you can hang from it
'Cause you don’t wanna see my real gun
Shots to the sky
But your face sound real fun
Ronnie!