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Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse
Lt Uhura, report
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim
Analysis, Mr Spock
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse
Medical update, Dr McCoy
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim
Starship Captain, James T Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engine room, Mr Scott:
Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim!
Ye cannae change the script, och, it's up to you Jimmy
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse