If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron
If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn’t come to party, you’re in the wrong place
Pansy thinks she’s all that in her frilly pink dress
But she looks like a hot, tranny mess
I see her rollin' in with Draco
But I’m schemin' on her man
She’s afraid I’m gonna steal him
'Cause she knows I can
All I need is five minutes, five minutes with him alone
And I’ll bet you five sickles he’s gonna take me home
If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron
If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn’t come to party, you in the wrong place
Drinkin' gin and pumpkin juice in my silver-chrome cup
I’m gonna get real loose, I’m gonna get fucked up Some wizards can’t hold their liquor and they get real sloppy
If they get much sicker, better go see Madam Poppy
Even Snape’s a little tipsy
And McGonagall is smokin'
Trelawny’s drinkin' sherry
And Dumbledore is tokin'
Why you tryna kill my buzz
You’re a prefect, not a narc
Why you gotta call the fuzz?
Bitch, I got a Dark Mark
If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron
If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn’t come to party, you’re in the wrong place
The boys are feelin' me tonight
They’re tying to get next to me And we’re gonna have an orgy
'Cause we’re high on ecstasy
If you take Felix Felicis
You just may get lucky
But you gotta wait in line
If you wanna f… riend me on MySpace
Don’t you call me a whore 'cause I like to get laid
I do this just for fun, I never get paid
So if you wanna get with me Don’t matter what house you’re from
So long as you promise me You’re gonna make me come… with you to the next Yule Ball
If you didn’t come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain’t afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I’ll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I’ll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron
If you didn’t come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I’m rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn’t come to party, you’re in the wrong place