Let me dance with Sarah Palin
She's more fun than Joseph Stalin
And I think that I am falling
In love with her now

She's sexy and witty
Vivacious and pretty
And when she's on TV
The nation says wow

I want her so badly
I yearn for her sadly
I'm in love with her madly
I cannot sit still

Let me dance with Sarah Palin
My vice-presidential darling
I think she's so charming
Her presence is calming

I want to dance with Sarah Palin
But the chances are
Nil

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