Album: A Little Bit Special & Comedy Central Performance

She's part girl,
she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy

She's got more,
she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy
When I try to please I get poked in the eye

She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite

Somethings are white,
somethings are black
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite

Yea, hermaphrodite

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