Why are there so many hipsters in my town

Everyone used to be an artist or a cowboy or a lumberjack

Why are there so many hipsters in my town

Won't someone tell me how do I get rid of them

How do I get rid of them all?



I was having a real good time with this British girl I know

She's really cool, 'cause she doesn't think she's really cool

And she took off her shirt so I could see what was underneath

It was another one

With a black machine gun

It was a black machine gun

And it read

It read

It read



Die hipster die

Die hipster die

Die hipster die

Die hipster die

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