A terrible silence shook a crowd,
To giving the blame to me, no oh,
Said, "I'm giving my best bluff, I'm giving my best bluff, a push in the eye, to peer around it."

But I'm a snake in the grass girl.
You better watch out, I might strike.
In my hard-on, I'm running as fast as I can,
And here we go to save the world.
If my hard-on is broken then,
I could just run faster.
But I'm a bastard.

I see myself at the bottom of a barrel.
She looked, looked in there and couldn't see me.
Said "No, look down! The tiny squiggle-like worm, that sits in the disgusting whiz that fills up the bottle!"

In my hard-on, I'm running as fast as I can,
And here we go to save the world.

And I'm a bastard!
I'm a bastard, no oh!
In my hard-on, I'm running as fast as I can,
And here we go to save the world.
If my hard-on is broken then,
I could just run faster.
But I'm a bastard.

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