failure is not an option Harry
take no precautions with the spiders, Harry
do it for the ladies in the amazon trees

rock the forest for the kids, Pitfall Harry

don't worry 'bout the croc that's eyeballin you
take your hand and make a grab for the vine in front of you
next in line you stomp that croc straight out of view
right between the eyes with your three-pixel boot

Harry, don't drop that pimp ass hat

you fell in the water, now the croc is gonna eat you
GAME OVER, Harry, on this system no continues
this level is a bitch but you've gotta get past it
...next one's the same, but you've already mastered it
back to square one, rock that survival vest
khaki is the color, sets you part from the rest
past the crocodiles, Harry, you are the best
dos more levels and you've passed Atari's test

over infested waters you show no sign of fear
against ferocious pixel mosters you are a pioneer
as long as you wear the hat you don't need survival gear
as long as you wear the hat, Harry, the level's clear

you dropped the hat, motherfucker
now i'm a single button masher
i have to push faster
Pitfall Harry, you a bastard

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