Oh dear, that didn't go so well
So what you gonna do now?
Everybody heard your blood-curdling yell
What was that you said? "Death to the - ow!"?
Dear me, you thought by now you'd be
With 72 virgins taking turns
But here you are in hospital with 72 armed guards
And 72% burns
Oh no, that's not how it was meant to go
And such future as you've got looks pretty grim
Look on the bright side, you gave us all a laugh
"Hey Al-Qaeda have you got any more like him?"