It scored E-minus on its ancestry
It stuttered on the phone They tried extensive hypnotherapy but
it sat there like a stone They checked its pockets, they pumped
the pentatholstole marrow from its bonesand left it naked in
the guest room, quite alone They debated for a year The casebook
stretched from here to hereQuoted precedents and dissidents And
Johnny joined the space police and searched the stars for refugees-
his finger on the stunner in the name of earthly peace And when it
seemed that space was empty and the moon was made of cheese, they
decided on a terra firma 'welcome' But, guessOur guest was now
deceasedSo they cut it into pieces They sterilized them, placed
them in a case and charged admission Now I'm watching television
and I see laughter in its eyes I hear a rumble in the sky, They're
coming for their boy!